[hosepipe]

Many theories can be gleaned by taking acid with a word processor handy..

If the third human on earth didn’t come from two other ones then a bodacious Yarn MUST be constructed.. to explain it..

[treetopsandroofs]

James P. Hogan wrote an interesting series of sci-fi books based upon the aggregation on the farside due to the death of the planet Minerva that formed the asteroid belt.

[pyx]

Another theory and just as valid (my own) is that there were two really big pieces of rye bread and mustard spread with a three or so slices of honey ham on them when those big chunks of cheese (called the moon) collided.

[bgill]

Wrong. The big splat hit D.C. resulting in so many moonbats there.

[Deb]

Standing, waiting for the first Kim Kardashian pics.

[GeronL]

interesting theory, let me guess they want a government grant to study it?

[cripplecreek]

Plausible but pointless.

[EGPWS]

[wideminded]

The result: Our planet was left with a single bulked-up and ever-so-slightly lopsided moon.

The moon would be (and is) slightly lopsided anyway because of tidal forces due to Earth's gravitational pull. That is why the moon's rotation is locked to its orbit so that the same side always faces the Earth.

[Quix]

No.

I assure you that Quix’s

nightmares

were NOT the origin of this theory.

[Revolting cat!]

Two of Sunny?