[Constitution Day]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

- Walter Sobchak

[SunkenCiv]

I had buddies who died face down in the mud so we could enjoy this family restaurant!

[Sawdring]

One of my top five comedies of all time. I’m laughing pretty hard right now.