The came the Oleanderthals, bunch of flower pickers.
Finally the Kneeanderthals, couldn't run away from predators because their knees were bad from all that bending down to pick flowers and walking around without Orthotic Insoles in their sandals.
Beeanderthals, first to discover honey
Weeanderthals, Ancestors of Santa`s elves at the North Pole
Gleeanderthals. a happy bunch
Treeanderthals, first to come down and walk
Me-anderthals, Obummer`s ancestors
Pleaanderthals, ancestors of all lawyers
Cleananderthals, first to discover soap
Feeanderthals, discovered banking
Rearenderthals, discovered the neck brace
Seeranderthals, first to discover big round glass balls
Steeranderthals, first to domesticate cattle
Weirdanderthals, a genomic aberration that exists today in
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