[hellbender]

Global warming is going to cause mercury to rise. Eventually thermometers will burst all over the world and mankind will become extinct if we don't act now to give climate scientists control over the world.

[Ole Okie]

Eventually thermometers will burst all over the world and mankind will become extinct if we don't act now

Maybe, but I sure had fun making dimes shiny with broken thermometer mercury when I was a kid.