Recent studies supported by the Ford foundation and Recyclers University suggest that Mercurys became extinct dinosaurs as they couldn't adapt to gases in the sales climate.
As the volcano of cars sales slowed and the atmosphere for economic activity became poisonous academia flourished under the glacier weight of useless studies about the value of hybrid auto design.
Today having gas is the common legacy of these speculations about digestive upsets, also known as BMW, and CAFE.
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