Shaved pits are passe and silly. A woman should look, smell and feel like her natural self, all over, unless she’s a mummified rock star.
(unless you’re in to women looking like little girls!)
A fat, hairy women in a sundress walks into a bar in Australia raises her arm and shouts,
‘Who’s gonna buy the lady a drink!!?’
No one answers apart from a drunk sitting at the other end of the bar.
‘I’ll buy the ballerina a drink!’ he says.
The barman gives the women the drink, she downs it one and slams the glass down on the bar then raising her arm in the air again she shouts,
‘Who’s gonna buy the lady another drink then !!?’
Again the drunk say’s,
‘I’ll buy the ballerina a drink !’
With that the barman says to the drunk.
‘Look mate, I don’t bloody care who you buy drinks for, but why do you keep calling her a Ballerina !?’
The drunk replies,
‘well anyone who can raise their leg that high must be a ballerina !!!’
“A woman should look, smell and feel like her natural self, all over”
That sounds fishy to me.