“The complaint states: “Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck, located on the back of the ATO house. ...
“Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the deck.
See...the problem is the ATOs..............and some complete moron who decided to try to shoot a bottle rocket out of his butt.
Other than that, the UofWVA is completely stupid.
I hope that the plaintiff will be so inspired by this incident as to take a physics course.
“There was no railing on said deck at the time of the incident. Upon information and belief, the lack of a railing had existed for at least several months, if not years, before the incident. Upon further information and belief, the deck never had a railing when it was installed, or any time thereafter. The subject deck was approximately 3-4 feet high.”
Stoopid undergrad.
I hope he learns not to shoot explosives out of his anus. Wouldn’t bet on it, though.