I could be mistaken here but I think you’re supposed to stick the skinny, long wood end into your anus and not the short, stubby, fused cardboard end. This might even be worth double-checking before the fuse is lit.
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXa45zXypfs
I guess the boy had the old 'failure to launch' problem than can happen after too many Old Milwaukee's.
Might have been some sphincter puckering going on too.
****I could be mistaken here but I think you’re supposed to stick the skinny, long wood end into your anus and not the short, stubby, fused cardboard end.***
Maybe he was so drunk, instead he picked up a roman candle, lit it and jammed it in fuse first. ;-D
“I could be mistaken here but I think you’re supposed to stick the skinny, long wood end into your anus and not the short, stubby, fused cardboard end. This might even be worth double-checking before the fuse is lit.”
Thank you coloradan, something about the way you said that just set me off into hoo-haw, tear-leaking laughter.
As to the original question, in the day I lived by the axiom that “No Irishman is ever drunk, so long as he can hold on to a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth”. Yes, I’ve been “that” drunk, but shoving a rocket up me arse, either end, never ocurred to me.