You do not understand. As a Dr of Cretinology Grad from the Al Gore School of advanced idiocy (located in a dumbsteer adjacent to the Gore mansion), I state without doubt that you morons have it backwards...global warming caused the sun’s magnetic field to go into a phase of self-oscillation that will quickly result in the earth warming at a rate of 1 degree per hour.
We’re doomed, we’re doomed.
And any doubters must be stupid.
I have spoken!
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I need a grant to study this.