Good thing they destroyed all those SUVs. Damn things always cause global temperatures to go up 10 degrees F every year, with only 1000 on the road.
(I shouldn’t need /sarc)
>>Good thing they destroyed all those SUVs. Damn things always cause global temperatures to go up 10 degrees F every year, with only 1000 on the road.
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Too bad the dinosaurs couldn’t stop farting (seriously, that is the new “theory” on why they died).
My theory:
The dinosaurs did not burn fossil fuels, and that is what indirectly killed them. They had a “Mega - Surplus”.
Massive oceans of Oil were set ablaze when the earth was hit by a meteor. Billions of barrels of oil splashed for miles.
But as luck would have it, there was no FEMA agency to rescue them and contain the spill. There was no “Sean Penn” dinosaur yet evolved that could save the day and put out the fires.