Lol! Anyone who’d ask to share your kitchen would have to be nuts! However, I’m the cleanup crew at our house, so we make room for each other in the kitchen between tasks. (He’s a better cook than I.) I also vacuum and mop around the various inhabitants here. The whole point is to have fun and enjoy! I’m certain that you give much joy to your friends and family.
At a minimum, they would have to be very good, and very fast with large knives. I use the Klingon management style when in the kitchen. ;)
/johnny