I am half tempted to put a bunch of stickers on my car in an ironic way.
Stickers like:
“Make peace, not war, even if it kills you”
“Peace is a good excuse for Surrender”
“Sepration of Church and State, unless your religion is a Minority”
“The smallest Minority is NOT the Idividual”
“I want laws that allow my politican to do anything, besides we will ALWAYS be in power”
“A Police State is a Safe State”
“The DMV is awesome and efficient, Healthcare will be awesome at the DMV”
“Diversity is great unless it is an Opinion”
“I want to be told what to eat because I am to stuipid to decide for myself”
“I don’t want to be told who I can love because I know better”
“Excersise should be mandatory, fatties should be jailed”
“Red Necks are Disgusting Horrible in-human Tea Baggers”
“Christians are worse than the Taliban”
“Religions are Stuipid, unless they are Exotic enough”
(below all thses) “End Discrimination and Hate Speech”
“Make Laws, Not Common Sense”
“If a Broken Window will help the Glass Maker, A Broken Country will help EVERYONE!”
You know a bunch of ironic stickers that most idiot libs will think are a good idea. I would do it but I would be afraid they would invite me to drum circles etc.. if I put too many on my car.
That and I would have to explain to some Humourless conservativers the meaning of IRONY.
Reminds me of a campus Nuclear Freeze protester that my brother and his buddy encountered at school back in the 80’s.
After receiving a handout, his buddy shoved it right back at the guy and said “I love war. My dad makes missiles for a living. Nuclear war is what pays my tuition and puts food on the table.”
The protester’s mouth dropped open as far as it would go and he just stood there dumbfounded.