[Sherman Logan]

These looong lines of descent are all based on the assumption that nobody’s wife ever misbehaved. Which doesn’t seem likely if we go back dozens of generations.

[SunkenCiv]

:’)

[colorado tanker]

Hmmm, I wonder who Claudius really sent? Maybe he grew tired of one of his sporting women.

"Hey baby, how would you like to be Queen of Britannia?"

"Where's that?"

"It's very far from Rome, but well worth the journey. It's practically a paradise, and the weather is so fine."