Nigerian muzzies crucified a cat on a cross today. It’s all the Romans fault!!
You know, of all the stupid things to do, these jackasses reached right down and did probably the stupidest thing ever done to protest against the US. Killing a cat. My God, did they think that cat was an American agent?
“The Americans have made a movie that didn’t praise allah!”
“Come! We must kill a goat!”
“Why?”
“Because we’re too stupid to catch anything else.”
“Oh, then the goat dies!”