[mnehring]

Obviously this is caused by global warming. Heat expands and as the world heats, the crust is expanding and cracking. It may also be due to over-population of the West. As the population in the Western Hemisphere grows, it is increasing the weight on that hemisphere pulling it away from the Eastern Hemisphere, causing more cracks. Also, don’t discount how much this is Bush’s fault. Bush’s big oil buddies keep drilling into the crust of Mother Gaia, causing weak points that create cracks.

[knarf]

silly tree hugger ... we're poppin' pimples ... givin' mama's face a lift.

Go back to sleep

[Bernard Marx]

It may also be due to over-population of the West. As the population in the Western Hemisphere grows, it is increasing the weight on that hemisphere pulling it away from the Eastern Hemisphere

No, I think you've got that wrong. The East easily outpopulates the West. The problem is the weight of all the gold, oil, silver and other Third World riches Westerners have stolen from their "rightful owners" (even though they were paid for). The weight of that terrible wealth imbalance is the cause of Global Warming and tectonic plate disruption. It can only be cured by redistributing all American wealth back the the world's corrupt and tribal $hitholes.

[ETL]

It may also be due to over-population of the West. As the population in the Western Hemisphere grows, it is increasing the weight on that hemisphere pulling it away from the Eastern Hemisphere

LOL!

Must see YouTube video! (no joke--dead serious!)

March 2010:

Democrat Representative Hank Johnson fears Guam may "tip over" and "capsize" due to overpopulation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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If vid should disappear, try this:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=guam+%22Hank+Johnson%22&aq=f