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To: Jack Hydrazine
I can’t wait for the replies.
2 posted on
09/30/2012 9:16:53 PM PDT by
Dogbert41
("...The people of Jerusalem are strong, because the Lord Almighty is their God" Zech. 12:5)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...
3 posted on
09/30/2012 9:17:25 PM PDT by
LaybackLenny
(Principles aren't worth a bucket of warm spit. I'm voting Romney. God help me.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
5 posted on
09/30/2012 9:18:00 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Jack Hydrazine
To: Jack Hydrazine
Mine’s at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
7 posted on
09/30/2012 9:19:20 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Ignorance is bliss- I'm stoked)
To: Jack Hydrazine
If anyone is looking at MINE, I’ll find that pervo and shoot ‘em!
8 posted on
09/30/2012 9:19:33 PM PDT by
hoagy62
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
To: Jack Hydrazine
9 posted on
09/30/2012 9:19:48 PM PDT by
jsdjason
To: Jack Hydrazine
One hour, 45 minutes to go.
I'm using a mirror and binoculars.
And Tucks(tm).
/johnny
To: Jack Hydrazine
How to See Uranus in Telescopes This Weekend 
"Huh, huh, huh.. he said, 'Uranus'... Urrrranus, get it?"
"I can see Uranus, dumbass..."
12 posted on
09/30/2012 9:22:19 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Jack Hydrazine
“Uranus will rise as the sun sets, and set as the sun rises.”
I’ll take Famous Barney Frank Quotes for $100, Alex.
13 posted on
09/30/2012 9:22:45 PM PDT by
Batman11
(We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Is there a ring around Uranus?
15 posted on
09/30/2012 9:24:35 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Isn't it a full Moon tonight?
16 posted on
09/30/2012 9:24:53 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
How to See Uranus in Telescopes This Weekend The article doesn't describe how to remove the telescope.
To: Jack Hydrazine
21 posted on
09/30/2012 9:32:48 PM PDT by
djf
(Political Science: Conservatives = govern-ment. Liberals = givin-me-it.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
No thanks that’s a job for my gastroenterologist.
Last time I required him to inform Mrs. FE that he did not find my head up in there.
To: Jack Hydrazine
26 posted on
09/30/2012 9:39:04 PM PDT by
Bratch
To: Jack Hydrazine
These are the voyages or the Star Ship Enema
On a five-year mission to explore Uranus
To reach in, to new lice, and new fertilizations
To boldly go where no bedpan has gone before!
To: Jack Hydrazine
28 posted on
09/30/2012 9:40:31 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
To: Jack Hydrazine
It’s not called “Uranus” anymore.
“Uranus” opened itself up to too many sophomoric jokes.
It’s now called “UrRectum”.
30 posted on
09/30/2012 9:42:21 PM PDT by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
To: Jack Hydrazine; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
In paris they have Uranuses on every street corner.
31 posted on
09/30/2012 9:43:28 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
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