“Whaddya mean you don’t take checks? Every planet in this galaxy takes checks. What do you want me to do now....go out and scoop the dilithium crystals back out of the tank? You do? Do you have a bigger spoon?”
“I forgot to take the nozzle out of the tank and I drove off. Three Klingon ships went by me pointing at the back of my rig and laughing their behinds off.”