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4 posted on 06/18/2013 7:53:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

[Scott snickers]

Dr. Evil: What?

Scott Evil: Why don’t you just call it operation @$$-cream, you @$$.

Dr. Evil: I’m sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?

Scott Evil: Yes, I’d love some chocolate @$$-cream.

Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.

Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

Dr. Evil: You do?

Frau Farbissina: Yah. It’s a really good plan.

Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.

[Scott resumes snickering]

Dr. Evil: What is it now?

Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.


50 posted on 06/18/2013 8:57:48 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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