[SunkenCiv]

Full title: Has the plug been pulled out of the Atlantic? Crack on Earth's crust could make ocean DISAPPEAR - and pull Europe and North America together.

If the Eurasian plate cracks, the oceanic section will dive beneath the continental section causing the Atlantic Ocean to shrink and pull North America and Iberia closer together

[Hardraade]

Plug?

Obama will cure this problem by stuffing in a hamster,

[Vendome]

220 million years?

I’ll be in a nursing home by then.

WTF???

George Bush!

[volunbeer]

We can solve this. I propose we break California off and tow it to the Atlantic and sink it over the crack.

Perhaps we can sell AlGore on the idea?

[ConservativeInPA]

Obama is making America closer to Europe every single day. Another year or two and we will be speaking French, or is Arabic the national language there now?

[BlueDragon]

the whole deal sucks

[cynwoody]

Scientists have discovered a crack in the Earth's crust that threatens to pull North America and Europe closer together and cause the Atlantic Ocean to vanish in about 220 million years.

Better get out the super caulking gun. Our separation with Europe needs to be increasing, not decreasing!

[Pontiac]

On the bright side; all of the Lefties on the East Coast will be subducted first.

:)

[eclecticEel]

NOW are we ready to stop driving our SUV’s?

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe Hank Johnson was right after all, just the wrong place.

Maybe the United States is starting to tip over because of all the illegals in the country!

-PJ

[Secret Agent Man]

key phrase - “in 220 million years.”

Jesus will have come back long before then and restored the earth. sorry to dissapoint everyone.

[Carbonsteel]

Say “no” to crack.

[PghBaldy]

Where’s Obama’s kid to ask, “Daddy did you plug the leak?”

[CitizenM]

Someone better tell Al Gore. He says the east coast of the American continent will be under water from ice cap melting and climate change flooding. So one fear-monger predicts flooding by the Atlantic; another doom and gloom report says the Atlantic will fall into a crack and disappear (who knows where it will go). Take your pick if you want to worry.

[Mastador1]

Oh the huge manatee! I have to start worrying about this immediately, only 220 million years? Global warming will have to wait! I cant focus on two environmental disasters at the same time.

[CottShop]

[[Has the plug been pulled out of the Atlantic? Crack on Earth’s crust...]]

I hope so- I’d love to pave the ocean floor and turn it into a huge parking lot

[UCANSEE2]

I just love these satire articles.

[1_Rain_Drop]

Great news!
in 220 million years I’ll be able to drive to Europe and skip the TSA.

[NTHockey]

Will that make a Europeam vacation cheaper?

[silverleaf]

there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea?
someone put a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea!

[RegulatorCountry]

Dang. There goes global warming coastal inundation as a bogeyman to scare everybody into draconian socialist schemes.

On to the next “problem” requiring draconian socialist schemes, I guess. Sigh. A progressive’s work is never done, lol.