Now that NASA is devoted
to making muzzies feel good about science,
I hope my suggestion is noted
and not be received with defiance
With a rocket powered by fission
And a cabin that’s roomy and spacious
Send their best and brightest on a mission
T’would be a gesture most gracious.
The Purveyors of jihad shall prosper
With worldwide awe and acclaims.
From Dubai to Mecca, to the Bospser
All shall sing forth their names!
The Bigger, the better, the capacity
Of the first manned mission to Venus.
We are thrilled with the project’s Audacity!
(And...for the life of me, I can’t seem to find a word that rhymes with “Venus”!...)
LTOS 6/23/13
I can think of one, but it doesn't really fit the tone of the poem ...