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subtitle: Recent peaceful Viking rebrands are smashed in a vast and bloodthirsty show that will soon set sail for London
A violent animated backdrop to a reconstructed Viking warship

A violent animated backdrop to a reconstructed Viking warship

1 posted on 06/23/2013 5:12:39 AM PDT by SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
...a Frankish law forbade selling swords to Vikings. They got them anyway, as the exhibits prove.

Gasp! You mean they didn't obey laws controlling the proliferation of weapons? Inconceivable! Oh wait...

4 posted on 06/23/2013 5:26:18 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: SunkenCiv

Wow. I’d love to see that.


6 posted on 06/23/2013 5:36:34 AM PDT by EricT. (Let me know when you've got a few million citizens ready for an armed march on D.C.)
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To: SunkenCiv
"Some of my colleagues thought surely one sword is enough," archaeologist and co-curator Anne Pedersen said, "but I said no, one can never have too many swords."

Duh!
7 posted on 06/23/2013 5:47:08 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: SunkenCiv

Viking sightings on Free Republic are considered to be some of the most terrifying experiences...They strike suddenly, sometimes without warning, and the only remains are a smelly burnt husk of ozone in these forums....


8 posted on 06/23/2013 5:57:33 AM PDT by Bayard
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9 posted on 06/23/2013 6:01:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: SunkenCiv

No Alex Baldwin quoting, “What’s in your wallet?”


10 posted on 06/23/2013 6:01:20 AM PDT by oyez (Hell is a gun free zone.)
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To: SunkenCiv

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nationalmuseet/sets/72157632592240770/

I found some pics, no battle axe though. One sword and it has seen better days.


15 posted on 06/23/2013 7:28:16 AM PDT by winodog
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To: SunkenCiv

Vikings....they were like the Schwanns guy, but in boats instead of yellow trucks.


17 posted on 06/23/2013 7:55:20 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: SunkenCiv

This thread is worthless without Picts!

Oh wait, this is about VIKINGS! Not Picts.


18 posted on 06/23/2013 8:05:05 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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19 posted on 06/23/2013 8:05:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SunkenCiv

What! No Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Vivian Leigh or Richard Widmark?


20 posted on 06/23/2013 8:06:30 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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"...in an exhibition opening in Copenhagen that will smash decades of good public relations for the Vikings as mild-mannered traders and farmers... "

I must've missed the "kinder, gentler" Viking stereotype. Cultures that feature "berzerkers" and guys with names like "Eric Bloodaxe" don't sound sqeezably soft.

21 posted on 06/23/2013 8:12:01 AM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: SunkenCiv

It’s politically correct to portray Vikings as rapists and plunderers. This is what they brought to America < /sarc >.

Meanwhile every museum I’ve seen since 9-11-2001 has done countless exhibits on the art and technology of Islamist society.

The plunder and subjugation seems to get written out of those exhibits.


26 posted on 06/23/2013 10:34:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: SunkenCiv

Today’s Scandinavians should take a leaf from their ancestors’ book, or a sword from their scabbard, and drive those damned Muslims out of their countries.


27 posted on 06/23/2013 3:08:11 PM PDT by ZULU ((See: http://gatesofvienna.net/) Obama, do you hear me?)
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To: SunkenCiv
"Eaters of the Dead" by Michael Crichton.

Great book about Vikings made into a movie: "The 13th Warrior"

31 posted on 06/24/2013 3:50:36 PM PDT by Popman (Godlessness is always the first step to the concentration camp.)
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