[BenLurkin]

Several years ago, telescopes on Earth detected a surprising and mysterious belch of methane in three regions in the Martian western hemisphere. ... NASA in the fall is set to launch a Mars-orbiting spacecraft aimed at solving the methane mystery.

[Buckeye McFrog]

then how come it’s SO FRIGGIN’ COLD THERE?????

[reg45]

Then why isn’t the temperature 1000K?

[Ingtar]

Those damned, dirty apes and their Martian SUVs.

[Vendome]

Let’s start an Ascencion project and plant all kinds of things...

[oh8eleven]

Martian Air Is Mostly CO2
Just damn ... cancel my vacation plans.

[TomGuy]

I wouldn’t be surprised if science eventually learns that Liberal Martian scientists adjusted for global warming and ended up killing the planet.

[Zhang Fei]

It won’t be in my lifetime, but I hope scientists eventually figure out what science fiction writers have called terraforming, defined as the creation of an earth-like environment on other planets.