[Dysart]

Please. Some maturity here.

[Old Sarge]

Must... resist... urge... to... pun...

[Jack Hydrazine]

Riiiiiiiiiiight!

The humor in the headlines just write themselves.

[Uncle Miltie]

"Trojan found marching with Uranus"

"Please. Some maturity here"

(*giggle*)

[Jack Hydrazine]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN OF HUMOR AND HILARITY!

[null and void]

Please. Some maturity here.

Seriously?

[FatherofFive]

Since Trojans don't always stay in place

They sometimes break or leak as well. Every High School boy's worst nightmare.

[don-o]

Please. Some maturity here.

I'm going to bet the under on that.

[COBOL2Java]

Barney Frank approves this thread!

"It's twue! Twojan are very handy when in wange of Uranus!"

[Vendome]

Safe passage for planetary poofters

[exit82]

where the gravitational tugs from the sun and Uranus balance out

Otherwise, known as "twerking".

Whatever happened to "where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play..."?

[zipper]

Uhhhh....hu hu..... he said "uranus"

[stellaluna]

I guess I’m a twelve year old boy at heart because I am laughing.

[davisfh]

"...Trojan found marching with Uranus"

Absolutely not mine, sir!

[60Gunner]

Ribbed for heightened sensual experience, too!

[Snickering Hound]

A probe must be launched to be absolutely sure

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Jupiter's L4 and L5 points host more than 3000 asteroids of various sizes. They are the original cosmic Trojans, named after the legendary fighters of ancient Troy.

This deserves a little clarification

The term ‘Trojan asteroid’ was coined when it was decided to name all asteroids discovered at the L4 and L5 points of Jupiter after warriors in the Trojan war, Greek and Trojan respectively. The exceptions are Hector (a Trojan spy in the Greek camp) and Patroclus (a Greek spy in the Trojan camp), the first two Trojan asteroids discovered and named before the two camps were established.

The L4 point leads Jupiter and the L5 trails him. In the case of Jupiter, the L4 point is the "Greek Camp" - keep it mature lads - and the L5 point is the "Trojan Camp", with single spies, as explained above.

[babble-on]

dateline Astroglide?

[a fool in paradise]

Anderson Pooper is embarassed.

[Vendome]

[Secret Agent Man]

And the homosexuals are rejoicing.