[Moltke]

the entire Hittite culture, chariot-riding people who ruled most of the region of Anatolia, vanished from the planet

Those darned CO2-belching chariots did them in, I tell ya.

Heed thee this warning!

[NappyOne]

Obviously it wasn’t CO2. The Yak teams pulling the chariots were belching out too much methane in their flatulence. They tried natural cork to curb the hockey stick effect, but that clearly didn’t work.

The NappyOne