Bush's fault!
Maybe this will convince the global warming deniers...
No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s racist!!!! I’m not sure how or why, but I’m sure it’s true!
Wait, a minute! I’ve got it! The far side of the moon has only been seen (in person, not via telescopic images) by a handful of astronauts who have orbited the moon. All (AFAIK) of them were WHITE! The only part of the moon that’s ever been seen by blacks is the near side, and of course it’s the inferior side with the thinner crust!!! See, told you this whole thing is RACIST!!!
</Sarcasm off> (I really hope I didn’t actually have to include that tag)