Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
“Why do you need to know? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?”
Well you know. I realize some chickens are moderate.
Not all chickens are buffalo wings but all buffalo wings are chicken.
Why did the liberal chicken cross the road?
Because he saw a fox coming. But then he told all his friends that they were subconscious bigots because they didn’t like foxes. And he posted on Beakbook daily about his love for all things having to do with foxes, including the foxtrot and Michael J. Fox. and he joined an organization to convince chickens overseas to tear down the fences that inconvenienced foxes who surely had the best of intentions. And he made sure his chicks roosted in a coop far away from all foxes, but only because “the birdseed there fits their special needs.”