I've read that the bacteria that is found in your bathroom commode can also be found on your pillow case in your bed.
Someone somewhere just paid millions for scientists to to figure out our ancestors had gum disease.
Next up, cave men cheat and touch themselves to cave drawings of boobs. What was thought for years to be highly religious symbols depicting sacred objects has found to be a simple sketch of female breasts. When questioned, scientists snickered and said, “boobies!”
Granted, I don’t wash my bed linens every week, but there’s nothing as old as Oetzi on here. BTW, using a big flatscreen TV as a monitor mitigates against getting out of bed all day.