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1 posted on 11/19/2014 1:44:17 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

The difference? Preparation H can fix one of them?


2 posted on 11/19/2014 1:45:54 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: BenLurkin
As more information comes in, those definitions are subject to change.

/johnny

3 posted on 11/19/2014 1:46:05 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: BenLurkin

Comets look pretty in the night sky, but asteroids smash into Earth, causing widespread dismay.

/s


4 posted on 11/19/2014 1:46:20 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: BenLurkin

My dad always said that hemroids should be called asteroids


5 posted on 11/19/2014 1:46:53 PM PST by BRL
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To: BenLurkin

Nobody has ever named cool chromed out Ford cars after an asteroid.


8 posted on 11/19/2014 1:50:07 PM PST by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: BenLurkin

Asteroids are an old school video game and Comets clean sinks.


9 posted on 11/19/2014 1:50:49 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: BenLurkin

Neither are my fault?


12 posted on 11/19/2014 2:00:21 PM PST by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: BenLurkin

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13 posted on 11/19/2014 2:06:12 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: BenLurkin
An asteroid is in a word to show process or in a contraction. Bill's bills.
A comet is used to separate phases in a sentence.
14 posted on 11/19/2014 2:06:35 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: BenLurkin

Asteroids live in a very expensive hotel in New York.

Comets are a bathroom cleanser.


16 posted on 11/19/2014 2:15:42 PM PST by oldbill
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Since religion is being outlawed, there is no such things as Christmas. If there is no Christmas, then there is no Santa Claus. If there is no Santa Claus, then he has no reindeer. If there are no reindeer, then there is no Comet.

Therefore, there are only asteroids.

-PJ

17 posted on 11/19/2014 2:22:19 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: BenLurkin

why do they call them hemorrhoids, they should be called asteroids


20 posted on 11/19/2014 3:33:30 PM PST by Bob434
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I do know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone - You can’t hear a vitamin.../rimshot


22 posted on 11/19/2014 3:37:15 PM PST by Go_Raiders (Freedom doesn't give you the right to take from others, no matter how innocent your program sounds.)
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To: BenLurkin

Only very rarely does an asteroid have a tail. A comet has a tail as big as a kite.


23 posted on 11/19/2014 4:59:13 PM PST by HandyDandy (Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
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To: BenLurkin

Comets have a great deal of ices and travel in orbits that are either highly elliptical or even parabolic. Asteroids travel in orbits that are closer to a circle


24 posted on 11/19/2014 5:38:21 PM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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While asteroids consist of metals and rocky material, comets are made up of ice, dust, rocky materials and organic compounds.

No metals on comets? No organic compounds on asteroids? Why?

26 posted on 11/19/2014 6:57:24 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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Asteroids don’t taste like gasoline and make your teeth turn green.


31 posted on 11/23/2014 4:19:40 PM PST by dfwgator
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