[MaxMax]

An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to
make a man without you."

God said, "OK, let me see you do it."

So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful.
But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"

[Migraine]

Get your own dirt!" <

The Indians kicked the snot out of Columbus for telling that one.

Now, on another note -- evolutionists can't find any evidence on earth for the origins of life on earth in three downs, so, on fourth, they punt to the universe, and then say, "Pay me!"