[Verginius Rufus]

At last--something that can't be blamed on George W. Bush?

According to the Bible, Adam named all the animals. But according to Mark Twain, Eve named the dodo--because it looked like a dodo.

[Utilizer]

Old wisdom:

Why did God create Man before He created Woman?

So He would not get any fsking insistent and unceasing advice on How To Create Man!