It was caused by global warming. Or is it cooling now? Either way it’s still Bush’s fault.
Yes it was. And so was dishwasher breaking. And my car not starting. And my dog going on the rug. And my girlfriend leaving me!! And my goldfish dying!!
DAM YOU FRACKING!! DAM YOU TO HELL!!...punching the sand
Wait. What? Last week it was. Now it’s not. Must be settled science then. Right? Also, last week coffee would kill you and this week it’s the best thing algore ever invented.