A lusty young lady named Zhangy
Had put everything in her Poontangy
‘til she tried Iskandar:
“He is better by far!”
Now she can’t live without his dang Wangi.
There was a Brickfields fellow named Hakis,
A ladies man like Elvis,
Robbed three girls in Dang Wangi,
Who, they say, looked for a gang bangi,
Now in Brickfields pokey he is.