The lies Hillary tells vary-
Some rate an f-bomb or two-
Others are just so risible
Laughing is all you can do
Her several takes on Bengazi
Are just jaw dropping to see-
If it were anyone else-someone
Would be tying a rope to a tree
My ass would be grass for sure
With a legal mower on the way-
But for queen Hillary it seems
She’s merely having a bad day...