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Face of Tut

1 posted on 10/21/2015 1:26:38 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv

Achmed: “Oh crap.”

Muhammad (whispering): “Hey, Achmed, just glue it back on, no one will ever notice.”


3 posted on 10/21/2015 1:30:59 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: SunkenCiv

4 posted on 10/21/2015 1:31:51 PM PDT by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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To: SunkenCiv

Osiris™, the glue that never Sets


5 posted on 10/21/2015 1:34:29 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: SunkenCiv

I wonder if they used epoxy on Obama’s beard. It would certainly explain her odd shape.


6 posted on 10/21/2015 1:43:18 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: SunkenCiv

It sounds like the epoxy is working fine. Why f-— with it?


8 posted on 10/21/2015 1:48:01 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: SunkenCiv

I predict the “joint scientific committee” will ultimately recommend that a mixture of Bisphenol A Resin, Diisodecyl Phthalate and Magnesium Silicate, be used to permanently reattach King TUt’s beard.


10 posted on 10/21/2015 1:52:23 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: SunkenCiv

“Do you really want to hurt me.... ?”


12 posted on 10/21/2015 2:00:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: SunkenCiv

Did you get to see the traveling Tut exhibit when it came to the states?

Saw it in NYC. Just amazing.


13 posted on 10/21/2015 2:01:49 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: SunkenCiv

Why’d the two horn players get along so well?

They had a toot in common.


14 posted on 10/21/2015 2:07:11 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: SunkenCiv

LGBT?


17 posted on 10/21/2015 2:12:05 PM PDT by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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20 posted on 10/21/2015 2:23:18 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: SunkenCiv

They’ll get it fixed right in a few Horus. Unless Isis comes along to smash the whole thing.


22 posted on 10/21/2015 2:41:44 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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