Scientists studying the comet, known as Lovejoy, have found its glowing trail is made up of alcohol and sugar.
To: SunkenCiv
2 posted on
10/26/2015 7:29:58 PM PDT by
Fred Nerks
(Fair Dinkum!)
To: Fred Nerks
>>Scientists studying the comet, known as Lovejoy, have found its glowing trail is made up of alcohol and sugar. <<
In college, so was mine.
3 posted on
10/26/2015 7:30:33 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
To: Fred Nerks
4 posted on
10/26/2015 7:30:34 PM PDT by
Jim Robinson
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
To: Fred Nerks
Oh, I am
so there......lemme grab my Pilsner glass and it's showtime!
5 posted on
10/26/2015 7:31:50 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(The Avatar is back by popular request.)
To: Fred Nerks
ethyl alcohol... I thought that was a byproduct of yeast (life) fermentation digesting sugar not a naturally occurring substance...?
6 posted on
10/26/2015 7:31:50 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patr are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: Fred Nerks
Comet!
It will make your teeth turn green
Comet!
It tastes like gasoline
Comet!
It will make you vomit
So get some Comet..and vomit, today.
8 posted on
10/26/2015 7:34:19 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Fred Nerks
A close up.
To: Fred Nerks
Wondered where I left my old drinkin truck.
10 posted on
10/26/2015 7:44:32 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Fred Nerks
World Health Organization will not be pleased
To: Fred Nerks
I vote that we send settlements there instead of Mars! Lovejoy might be a harsh mistress but won’t leave you dry.
14 posted on
10/26/2015 8:15:29 PM PDT by
roadcat
To: Fred Nerks
...leaves a boozy trail equivalent to "500 bottles of wine per second"...Alcohol abuse!!
18 posted on
10/26/2015 8:35:45 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Fred Nerks
Wine weighs about 8.27 pounds/gallon.
40,000 lbs. per second would be 4,837 gallons of wine/sec.
At 0.2 gallons per bottle (one fifth of a gallon) that would
be 24,200 bottles/sec.
These must be the guys that augered that probe into Mars
when they used metric and english measurements witthout converting them.
24 posted on
10/26/2015 11:43:18 PM PDT by
alpo
To: Fred Nerks
All of life is alcoholic!
28 posted on
10/27/2015 1:30:34 AM PDT by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Fred Nerks
In space no-one can hear you belch!
30 posted on
10/27/2015 2:26:09 AM PDT by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: Fred Nerks
They should rename the comet Comet Boehner
33 posted on
10/27/2015 5:05:14 AM PDT by
stbdside
To: Fred Nerks
"...glowing trail is made up of alcohol and sugar."
That was me 23 years ago....
36 posted on
10/27/2015 10:58:27 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Fred Nerks; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
I’m guessing that this comet is a prank by extraterrestrial college students from an advanced civilization.
DANG!
39 posted on
10/27/2015 5:47:06 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
To: Fred Nerks; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...
"Dude, we've been to that comet, like, SIX TIMES, bro!"
PING!
40 posted on
10/27/2015 5:53:04 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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