[youngidiot]

I tell people all the time, “stop trying to save the trees. The trees will simply talk to one another and develop chainsaw resistant bark when the time is right.” Such is the lunacy of evolution.

[Fungi]

lunacy and unprovability of a nakedly false theory.

[Rebel_Ace]

You wrote:

“...I tell people all the time, “stop trying to save the trees. The trees will simply talk to one another and develop chainsaw resistant bark when the time is right.” Such is the lunacy of evolution...”

You presume that chainsaw resistant bark is the proper response, and then claim it’s absurd. Here is a non absurd response: Let’s say the chainsaw weilding “hunters” are looking for straight, tall trees, for the valuable lumber they will produce. What trees will they leave behind? Short, bent trees. Which trees have the best chance of living long enough to produce the seeds for the next generation? Short bent trees. So, what are the environment pressures selecting for? Shorter, twistier trees, not bullet proof bark.

[clearcarbon]

"I tell people all the time, 'stop trying to save the trees. The trees will simply talk to one another and develop chainsaw resistant bark when the time is right.'"

Trees are evil!