[Paladin2]

Comets are female Asteroids because they are eccentric and tend to have a tail.....

[MarchonDC09122009]

This one however, was not much of a looker:

“comet BA14 looked like a faint star (like Mia Farrow), though time exposures reveal a short, weak tail.”

RE: “Comets are female Asteroids because they are eccentric and tend to have a tail...”

[Rockpile]

Boo hoo! You micro-meteorite agressed my feminine side. :<{