[baltimorepoet]

LOL.

Actually, when my wife in the nursing phase, I woke up late Saturday morning, made coffee and discovered the kids had used up all the milk.

I mean I can eat oatmeal instead of cereal if I don’t have milk, but the heck I will take my coffee black. (I like it blonde and sweet, like my women)

So I found an alternative solution! ;)

[golux]

Yes - have done the same and miss that wonderful time with my wife. Before I married however I was madly in love, for years, to a chunky brunette (well - that's my type) who was on medication for depression. She was a fire-breathing monster, in fact, when she wasn't on these ridiculous pills. I remember more than once thinking, when the old coffee jokes surfaced - I take it like I take my women - with artificial sweetener...