[shibumi]

Simply add three pounds of The Universal Will To Become and steer straight for the nearest Chronosynclastic Infundibulum.

*Presto!*

Your moon will be Terraformed with great speed and silliness.

[reaganaut]

Genesis device? (make sure to know where Spock is)

[SunkenCiv]

:’) Just got to get used to living under a night sky.

[Jonty30]

Anything other than Mars or Venus don’t seem to be good places to terraform to me.

[alexander_busek]

are known as the Galileans (in honor of their founder discoverer, Galileo Galilei) [...]

There, fixed it!

Regards,

[Mr. Blond]

Blast a rocket filled with kudzu, then wait...

[Dallas59]

We can’t even go back to our own moon....

[faithhopecharity]

Jupiter is a long ways away, through the asteroid belt, and cold..... first, can we terraform our own moon, and then Mars?
or will the space aliens there prevent us?

[Flag_This]

The EPA won’t allow it.

[ghosthost]

America is to busy keepin it reeeeeeal, and we have enough of la raza here never to have to worry about going into space again. There will be no Mars landing, no terraforming, no trips to the stars. Just graffiti, urine-soaked streets, decaying cities and burning tires

[x_plus_one]

The moslem outreach agency formerly known as NASA can send moslems to Jupiter.

[PIF]

“How Do We Terraform Jupiter’s Moons?”

Well, had things gone according to plan, we would have been orbiting Saturn in 1972, but then Nixon stepped in and stopped it cold before it was born. Next, we settled on using antique tech to visit and land on the Moon, but Nixon stopped that cold also. Now we are hitching rides on Russian rockets to LEO and using Russian rocket engines to launch our most important satellites.

Then, today, some idiot asks how to transform moons of a planet we are not likely to visit in the life time of any one alive today.

The question is how do we get to Jupiter, lacking the means? How do we get back to the Moon for that matter? And which future politician will have the spectacular failure of political will, rivaling Nixon’s, killing any such venture beyond his control cold?

Don’t even ask about terraforming ... that cart is so far ahead of the horse that it may as well be over the horizon.

[Doctor DNA]

Good topic. I have read that colonies will die out if they cant handle normal radiation from space. That could require below surface habitation.

[Jack Hammer]

Let Matt Damon do it - he has the experience.

[JimRed]

How many of those moons are in the “Goldilocks” zone of sunlight, temperature and gravitational influences?