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To: BenLurkin

What does the star ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


2 posted on 03/20/2017 5:04:50 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons👽
9 posted on 03/20/2017 5:09:21 PM PDT by Typelouder
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To: central_va
What does the star ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both go into deep space? And they come back with dark matter? Of course, some would think they go where no man has gone before, but that was before we were made aware of LGBT agendas.

23 posted on 03/20/2017 5:28:44 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: central_va

What is the difference between bathroom curtains and toilet paper?


25 posted on 03/20/2017 5:30:21 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
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To: central_va

Did you know they’re doing new research in DC, using lawyers instead of rats; for 3 reasons. 1. There are more lawyers than rats in DC. 2. Some people LIKE rats. 3. They can get lawyers to do things that rats won’t do.


60 posted on 03/20/2017 9:08:39 PM PDT by Tucker39 (In giving us The Christ, God gave us the ONE thing we desperately NEEDED; a Savior.)
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