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1 posted on 04/11/2017 6:50:12 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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2 posted on 04/11/2017 6:50:55 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Proud Keeper of the Sarah Palin and New First Lady Melania Ping Lists. Let me know if you want on.)
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Not exactly my dream headline, but it contains “Uranus”, so it will do.


3 posted on 04/11/2017 6:51:54 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan
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I knew it was horribly aghast but I didn’t realize it had it’s own aurora.


4 posted on 04/11/2017 6:54:13 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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Klingons and now auroras.


6 posted on 04/11/2017 6:56:41 PM PDT by fso301
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No smoking.


7 posted on 04/11/2017 6:57:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If you can’t say anything without your anus, don’t say anything at all.


8 posted on 04/11/2017 6:58:03 PM PDT by Professional
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11 posted on 04/11/2017 7:01:07 PM PDT by Sybeck1
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Back in the Middle Ages, ‘Uranus’ was used as a derogatory term in addressing an unpopular king. As in ‘Yes, Uranus’.


12 posted on 04/11/2017 7:02:51 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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Thanks for makin’ me lol!


13 posted on 04/11/2017 7:03:22 PM PDT by dasboot (Kurt was so ahead of his time.)
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My ass they did...


14 posted on 04/11/2017 7:04:31 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Mexican food.


16 posted on 04/11/2017 7:04:55 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
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Those aren’t Auroras! ewwww


17 posted on 04/11/2017 7:05:19 PM PDT by Eddie01 (Is this the old loft with the paint pealng off it?)
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Lots of fun with this story.

Re Rings around Uranus. Somebody is not practicing good hygience.

Now if they said that there were rings around Schumer’s butt, I’d say that they were not rings but just big Democrat buttkisser marks from his adorers.

Two: They are going to need a very big tube of Preparation H to get rid of rings that size.

Three: Are auroras the interplanetary equivalent of STDs? Hey, they said they appeared on Uranus. I didn’t. Atmospheric skin rashes?

With all this attention on Uranus, you’d think that some astronomers were interplanetary proctologists too.

Now, don’t get me started on jokes about “black holes”. So much to work with, so little time, but propriety does take precedence here. Darn it.

The same for the quote “To go where no man has gone before”.

Oh the ability of using the English language to completely trash civility and modesty. Ain’t it great?

Always wanted to be an astronomer but now I see that my astronomy stops at Uranus. Federal and Interspacial modesty laws, you know.


18 posted on 04/11/2017 7:06:26 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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We all know exactly why you posted this.

Well, at least you didn’t post it in Breaking News.

;-)


20 posted on 04/11/2017 7:07:09 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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21 posted on 04/11/2017 7:07:25 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Like lighting a fart


22 posted on 04/11/2017 7:09:37 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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Hubble can see through pants?


23 posted on 04/11/2017 7:17:05 PM PDT by HP8753 (Live Free!!!! .............or don't.)
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I’ll need a mirror and a dark room....


25 posted on 04/11/2017 7:40:55 PM PDT by Paladin2
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And ain’t nobody fooled by that YUR-un-us pronunciation business.


26 posted on 04/11/2017 7:46:01 PM PDT by Yardstick
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Gas particles around Uranus? Who knew?


27 posted on 04/11/2017 7:47:51 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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