[Silentgypsy]

If anyone posts "Winner, winner, chicken dinner," I'm going to be severely perturbed. However, the punctuation fanatics can have at it.

[bar sin·is·ter]

“Loveless monkey adopts chicken”

Did he choke it yet?

[PGR88]

Didn’t Mae West say: Using a feather is kinky, but a whole chicken is just perverted.

[a fool in paradise]

I know that some women who are adamant about not having kids sooth their maternal urges by raising pets. And some go into nursing.

But how do those who don’t do either handle it? Do they turn to Steinem’s Little Red Book? Pretend they don’t exist?

[Gamecock]

Barry meets Little Jerry?

[Fantasywriter]

How is that chicken supposed to, “easily escape through the bars,” when the monkey has it in its clutches?

[TomGuy]

But Porat said it wasn't clear where the chickens at the zoo had come from.

I would suspect -- eggs.

[I want the USA back]

It has nothing to do with love or loneliness. Those are human conditions. The animal is an animal, and not a human.

[momtothree]

Could be worse... the monkey could have adopted a football. :)

[Tucker39]

That poor lonely macaque is hankering fer some lovin’. Somebody cue Slick Willy.

[Col Freeper]

A lonely monkey at an Israeli zoo has found a way to soothe her maternal urges: by adopting a chicken.

Feeling empathy, a Tiger in a nearby cage invited them both over for dinner.

[Doogle]

"...that's my client's story and he's not monkeying around"

[Mr. Blond]

Love wins.