I would never do it, but I’ll bet there are some people who would allow chickens in bed with them. These are folks who will treat a friendly bird as though it were a lifesized stuffed toy for their kissing and hugging pleasure.
I had hens. Of the backyard variety. I thought they were really neat, funny, and pretty smart. But I never wished to kiss one of them. :) In fact, I only picked one up if I had to move it for some reason.
I would pet them a bit sometimes. I can understand how people get really attached to them, but they DO scratch around in their own poo all day after all. Eck.
My hens contracted sometime this spring from the soil and all died. Happens. Any animal can give you the never get over - dogs, chickens, mad cows, etc.
ROFL
I was very sick with a fever and had the back door open. One chicken walked in, jumped on my bed, crawled under the covers. I had no energy to move let alone shoo her away. All I could think was..."Don't poop chicken! Please don't poop!". She made a few weird sounds. I fell asleep. When I awoke, there was an egg under the covers. It was the first one she has laid.
A chicken in bed?
Reminds of the old phrase:
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverse is when you use the whole chicken!