This story comes out about every six months.
“This story comes out about every six months”
Every since the last time it blew 700,000 years ago.
Like the street preacher that proclaims, “The world will end tomorrow!”, Eventually they’ll be right!................
“This story comes out about every six months.”
So did the story about NOLA drowning.
Then it did.
This thing will blow and when it does it will be a very very bad day for the US, and will have a World Wide impact... but there is nothing anyone can do to stop it from happening... and no one can tell you exactly when it will... but it will sooner or later.
“This story comes out about every six months.”
Wait - so you don’t believe them when they say that this area with known volcanic activity is less stable than, say the Canadian Shield? (I’m guessing they are getting a jump on getting their grant renewed in the fall.)
“Hey Jim - look at this. The temperature of the geyser pool is over 100 degrees warmer than Lake Superior!”
I probably shouldn’t give them any ideas for a new paper. “Positive correlations in surface water temperatures related to increased tourist activity increasing risk of global warming and catastrophic eruption” Hmm - ever notice how when the number of tourists at Yellowstone goes up - the air temperature goes up too!?