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Meet The People Who Hate Mayo More Than Anyone
Huffington Post ^ | 7/18/18 | Katka Lapelosová

Posted on 07/18/2018 8:13:45 AM PDT by Blue House Sue

Victor Lachin, an electrical engineer living in southern Mississippi, vividly recalls the first time he tried mayonnaise as a child.

The year was 1966, and he was having lunch at a friend’s house in the Lakefront area of New Orleans. The friend had “a ham sandwich with white Bunny Bread, slathered with Blue Plate mayonnaise,” he tells me over Facebook Messenger. “Asking me what I would like, I responded ‘Peanut butter sandwich, ma’am!’ She complied with a nice Bunny Bread sandwich and a glass of cold white milk.”

Lachin bit into the sandwich, expecting a creamy, nutty taste to fill his mouth. Instead, “Mayonnaise oozed out the side of the crusted bread, coating my tongue and all senses with an oily, sulfur semi-liquid. ... Gagging, I leapt from the kitchen table as her hate-filled babbling told me to never come back again. I remember the sound of a worn corn broom chasing my bare feet out the back door. I climbed the fence to get home.” He was 5 or 6 years old, he reckons.

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To: CodeToad

You don’t have to be a fussy eater to know you just don’t like some stuff. Sometimes it’s genetics, the cilantro tastes like soap gene has actually been identified, certainly nothing fussy about those folks not eating cilantro. Sometimes it’s negative life experience, I haven’t eaten Swedish meatballs some I got some spoiled ones when I was 15, just the smell of them turns my stomach. As for mayo, some just find it an unpleasant tasting phlegmy nastiness that spoils otherwise good food.


101 posted on 07/18/2018 9:12:43 AM PDT by discostu (Every gun makes its own tune.)
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To: Constitution Day

I love Duke’s because it does not have any hint or undertaste of sweetness like some other brands. I dislike mayonnaise which has any sweetness in the flavor. I also dislike cornbread and hush puppies which contain sugar. All of the foregoing foods should be savory (not sweet) only.


102 posted on 07/18/2018 9:13:26 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Blue House Sue

Easy on the Mayo, please.


103 posted on 07/18/2018 9:13:33 AM PDT by Rebelbase ( Tagline disabled.)
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To: tet68

You want an awesome wing dip mix some miracle whip and sriracha at approximately 65/35 or to taste...


104 posted on 07/18/2018 9:13:52 AM PDT by Axenolith (ooooohhhh what a cute lit...YAAAAGGG getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!)
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To: Blue House Sue

Few people hate mayonnaise as much as I do.
Just the sight of the word gives me a sicky feeling.
If it accidentally touches my skin, I get physically nauseous.
Actually getting it in my mouth can cause me to hurl.


105 posted on 07/18/2018 9:14:45 AM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: jughandle

I ate ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. I can barely stand the stuff, now.
However, if you serve me CATSUP... :D


106 posted on 07/18/2018 9:17:13 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

agreed! I don’t like hellman’s either.


107 posted on 07/18/2018 9:17:28 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: Red Badger

Oddly, that is about the only thing I like mayonnaise on, a peanut butter and Banana sandwich.


108 posted on 07/18/2018 9:18:35 AM PDT by Axenolith (ooooohhhh what a cute lit...YAAAAGGG getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!)
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To: CodeToad

“...the number of millennials I’ve run into that don’t like beer...”

Most of them today want these “crafted” beers that taste like anything besides beer....


109 posted on 07/18/2018 9:19:50 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: Yaelle

ICEBERG LETTUCE?? Oh, the humanity!


110 posted on 07/18/2018 9:19:53 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Axenolith
Oddly, that is about the only thing I like mayonnaise on, a peanut butter and Banana sandwich.

How ya doing, King?

111 posted on 07/18/2018 9:20:19 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Crusher138

Red heads have more taste buds, and more sensitive ones. That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it!


112 posted on 07/18/2018 9:25:54 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: CodeToad

That’s a fleeting taste I always appreciate reliving, the taste beer had when dad would give you a sip of one he cracked after doing something like mowing grass. It pretty much is exclusive to American “blue collar” lagers and if you drink beer with any regularity you only catch it if you haven’t had one for a few weeks and/or you really exerted yourself.


113 posted on 07/18/2018 9:25:59 AM PDT by Axenolith (ooooohhhh what a cute lit...YAAAAGGG getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!)
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To: littleharbour
That was my first thought, too. (Not to mention it was on cable the other day.)

And that commercial from the late 1990s with the anti-mayo guy scraping his bread on the edge of the table. Might have been an insurance ad.

114 posted on 07/18/2018 9:27:58 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Blue Highway
If the homemade mayo separates as you mentioned then it was over whipped. Just like there is a fine timing line when whipping cream to keep it from turning to butter, there is a fine timing line when making mayo so it sets properly and doesn't separate.
115 posted on 07/18/2018 9:29:04 AM PDT by Oorang (Tyranny thrives where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people - Alex Kozinski)
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To: discostu

Liver tastes like the metal dentists used to scrape off the fillings they were putting in my teeth, years ago. People who like liver, don’t get that sensation.


116 posted on 07/18/2018 9:30:55 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Kickass Conservative
My Wife puts Catsup on Hot Dogs.

I find it weird that some people find that abnormal. I've eaten hot dogs with mustard and ketchup my whole life.

117 posted on 07/18/2018 9:32:28 AM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Blue House Sue
Mayo is vile.

I never liked mayo. When I went to college in north Jersey I discovered that mayo comes on everything, order an italian hoagie (sorry, they say sub) and it will come with mayo no matter how many times you say "no mayo". An italian haogie with mayo for heaven's sake! Sacrilege! My theory was the the rolls are baked like twinkies, with mayo as the creamy filling. They just come that way so you can't get a sandwich without mayo there.

But then I moved to Spain for a while and though it's illegal apparently ladies who work in kitchens at Spanish restaurant insist on making mayo from scratch rather than using the jar stuff. Wow, it is 100x better. I acually liked mayo over there.

118 posted on 07/18/2018 9:32:51 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Russians couldnt have done a better job destroying sacred American institutions than Democrats have)
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To: Blue House Sue

Slow news day?


119 posted on 07/18/2018 9:33:29 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

I sure can & it’ll be ready & waiting ; )


120 posted on 07/18/2018 9:34:40 AM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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