[Impy]

I was this close to taking the bag off my head, oh to feel the sweet air on my face once again. But despite picking them to win I had a feeling the Bears would lose.....

"Yup, that was me."

"Oh yuck, first the skunk and now this thing? Shoo, whatever you are!"

I think he's those anthropomorphized intestines from that Super Bowl Ad.

"Yup, I'm your gut, nice to make your acquaintance."

I wish I could say the feeling is mutual but you are pretty disgusting to look at.

"Just like your traitor threads disgust decent people like me evey week, BOY"

COTT, yeah yeah shut up a minute Ser Dum Dum, I have a bone to pick with my guts here.

"What's the trouble, Imp?"

Iregulaity, boofing, and also I never know when to trust you. Sometimes I go with what you say and you're wrong, sometimes I ignore you and you turn out to be right."

"Yeah, ain't I a stinker! I tricked ole' Bendy in picking against his Boys last week too! Haha!"

"Excuse me, what is boofing"?

"What the hell is THIS THING NOW!!??! I knew we shouldn't have installed that saloon-style door!"

"I think that's a Richard Blumenthal. A rare creature that goes #2 out of it's mouth and talks out of it's rear."

"That's highly offensive, I'll have you know that I was alive during the Vietman War! And I'm not rare, there are over 200 of me on Capitol Hill alone. I'll ask again, what is boofing"

Ask your mom, now get outta here!!

"Yeah, take a hike!!! Kneeler!!!"

Ser, I'm glad we could find common ground on this issue!

"Don't mention it, you sportball loving cuck!"

Well, I have a splitting headache so that's all for now.

"What, that's all? You only used Belly Button girl twice! Pathetic, lazy!!!! Boycott!!!"

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Bout an hour till Thursday kickoff if you didn't post your Thursday pick on last week's thread.

My Thursday pick: Arizona

[rlmorel]

Heya Impy, thanks for the thread...

[Rummyfan]

Going with the Cardinals tonight.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

THURSDAY, OCT 18, 2018
Arizona

SUNDAY, OCT 21, 2018
L.A. Chargers
Buffalo
Philadelphia
Tampa Bay
Detroit
Houston
N.Y. Jets
New England
New Orleans
Dallas
L.A. Rams
Cincinnati

MONDAY, OCT 22, 2018
Atlanta

[Blue Highway]

Broncos
Chargers
Colts
Eagles
Browns
Dolphins
Jags
Jets
Bears
Saints
Fauxahontas' team
Rams
Chefs
Falcons

[trebb]

DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I BROKE DOW 2 WEEKS AGO AND WATCHED HALF A SAINTS GAME.

Wsn't anything else on and needed something to do while eating my pizza.

First I've watched since game two of last season.

[Hyman Roth]

I haven’t watched a down of NFL all year or last. I used to love it. Getting together with my friends drinking a brew grilling out. But eff the NFL. Now we just do the grilling and brew. :>)

[Bender2]

Re: "Yeah, ain't I a stinker! I tricked ole' Bendy in picking against his Boys last week too! Haha!"

Hey, it got My Boys... to finally play like Men!

Okay, on to WEEK 7 while I still have the fortitude to forecast--

Had Broncos over Arid Zona--

The Bolts shut down Allegra's Old Earlers--

Jags over Allegra's Texicans--

Igggles over Kam Kitties--

Viqueens over the Jets--

Big's Pattycheaters over Da Bears--

Bills Over the Colts--

Again, picking Baler's Brownstains over the Bucking Ears--

Loinchopps over the Phins--

The Ain'ts over the Black Byrds--

I gotta go with My Boys over them cursed Deadskins--

La Ewes over the 69ers--

My Old Dallas Texans get back to winning over TCU North--

And on Monday Night Atlanta over them Jersey Jints--

For my college picks, got to go with the Horned Toads over OU but I suspect them Okies will not be obliging--

Big's Kay Dets over then Ohian Miamites--

My Midshipmen over UH--

And finally, My Old NTSU Iggles over UAB--

[ro_dreaming]

Hey Impy - how about some of these ladies?

https://leaderofthepac.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/fsu-girls.jpg

Even Belly girl should get a buy week, right?

Or maybe this ‘Noles fan...

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f3/af/21/f3af2100a460a6f10145fa313d7e08be—florida-state-seminoles-eye-candy.jpg

Here’s a four-pack, to please (almost) everyone...

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/wp-content/slideshow/2012/12/20-hottest-football-fans/medium/florida-state-bleacher-report.jpg

[moehoward]

Cards
Chargers
Jags
Eagles
Jets
Pats
Bills
Browns
Dolphins
Saints
Redskins
Rams
Chiefs !!!!
Falcons

[pepsi_junkie]

• Tennessee "at" L.A. Chargers: oops, too late. 9am football is against the laws of the gods and men!I'd have said Titans (who are currently losing) but too late, counts as a loss.
• Buffalo at Indianapolis: Colts Win
• Carolina at Philadelphia: Iggles Win!
• Cleveland at Tampa Bay: Browns Win
• Detroit at Miami: Phins Win
• Houston at Jacksonville: Jaguars win
• Minnesota at N.Y. Jets: Vikings win
• New England at Chicago: Patriots win
• New Orleans at Baltimore: Ravens win
• Dallas at Washington: Redskins win
• L.A. Rams at San Francisco: Rams win
• Cincinnati at Kansas City: Chefs win
• N.Y. Giants at Atlanta: oh brother. hmmm. Flip the coin ... Giants win

[dfwgator]

It’s Sunday, that must mean the Browns are in overtime.

[Rummyfan]

What a day...

The Chargers win when the Titans fail on a 2-point try...

The Pats need two special teams scores to hold off the Bears...

The Panthers score 21 fourth quarter points to shock the Iggles....

The Browns go down in OT again (their fourth OT in seven games)....

Justin Tucker misses his first PAT attempt in over two hundred tries to cost the Ravens a shot in OT....

The Jaguars continue to tank their season...

And the Cowboys miss a last-second FG attempt to tie the game against the ‘Skins...

C’mon KC!

[Blue Highway]

I always forget to make picks until Thursday, so I will post mine here:

[Enterprise]

I'll take your advice and get my picks in early. (And I've come back to you Belly girl, my love)

Texans
Eagles
Chiefs
Steelers
Redskins
Seahawks
Bengals
Bears
Ravens
Colts
49rs
Rams
Dolphins
Patriots (Five star bookie buster of the week. Call now and get two more bookie busters for the price of one! First 50 callers only!)