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Officials: Woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended man
Associated Press ^
| 11/29/2018
| Staff
Posted on 11/29/2018 10:08:13 AM PST by simpson96
Edited on 11/29/2018 10:22:33 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator.
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DANIA BEACH, Fla. (AP)
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: crime; florida
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To: dfwgator
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:33:33 AM PST
by
Moose47
To: WashingtonFire
grap soda and a moonpie is a rough combo
42
posted on
11/29/2018 10:36:01 AM PST
by
aces
To: dynoman
Evolutionary biologists call this species the “last common ancestor” (LCA). Most people know it by a non-scientific name: the “missing link”.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:37:28 AM PST
by
coon2000
(Give me Liberty or give me death)
To: simpson96
Was she buying Toilet Paper and Air Freshener at the time?
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:38:09 AM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: Grampa Dave
I feel sorry for her future cell mate.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:38:25 AM PST
by
albie
To: dynoman
Whoa!
The offended customer was lucky to get out alive.
5.56mm
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:38:47 AM PST
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP!)
To: PhiloBedo
Im going say say that Shanneta belongs to a certain demographicUm...doesn't everyone?
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:39:18 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Perhaps we should be less concerned about who we might offend and more concerned with who we inspire)
To: simpson96
We’re supposed to just accept everything a ‘protected’ minority does without complaint.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:39:40 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(There are two sexes: male (pronoun HE), and female (pronoun SHE). Denial of this is insanity.)
To: simpson96
It’s not her fault...She stepped on a duck!
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:39:43 AM PST
by
albie
To: simpson96
Idle little questions. The article states that she moved as if to attack the offended customer. What stopped her? Did someone take her down and hold her for police? Details. Details.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:40:41 AM PST
by
Truth29
To: simpson96
It would justifiable to shoot her, yes?
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:41:03 AM PST
by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: simpson96
Defendant farting loudly
Hey! Put a muffler on that thing!
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:41:12 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: simpson96
I think she used to play for the Buffalo Bills. Running back. Did some time in prison for selling cocaine.
Its her, right?
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:41:16 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: simpson96
Shanetta .....................
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:43:28 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: simpson96; windcliff; stylecouncilor
Will she be charged with ASS-ault? Will it be a Smelony or just a MISTdemeanor?
To: simpson96
Shanetta farted. That’s bad. Yes it is.
But it’s a hell of lot better than what her sister ShaQueefa does.
Hell of lot.
To: IamConservative
To: simpson96
perhaps he should have turned around and pee’d on her foot and slapped her upside the head if she objected?
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:48:59 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: weston
It’s always good to check the thread to see if someone has already posted a better version of the joke you are attempting.
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:53:09 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: RegulatorCountry
"Youve got to admit, pulling a knife and threatening to gut someone complaining about ones loud public farting is something of a cultural milestone."
YOU WIN THE INTERNET !!!
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posted on
11/29/2018 10:54:43 AM PST
by
Trump_the_Evil_Left
(FReeper formerly known as Enchante (registered Sept. 5, 2001), back from the wild....)
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