and there's already a cell with it's name on it.
Posted on 12/09/2018 5:54:40 PM PST by conservative98
A woman has gone viral online for allegedly canceling her baby shower because her family and friends were unsupportive of her choice of baby name: Squire Sebastian Senator.
“Dear Members of the Squire Sebastian Senator Babyshower (sic),” a post on Facebook and shared on Reddit reads. “I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event.”
The unidentified woman goes on to explain her decision, stating her friends have been spreading “rumors and lies.”
“Y’all have been talking s--- about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child??” the social media post continues.
The mother shares that she was not “crazy,” or “mentally unstable” or “drunk” when she chose the unique three name moniker, which she emphatically points out “is only his first name.”
“He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name,” she writes.
The woman defended her choice, claiming her family is descended from a long line of “both squires and senators.”
“If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too,” she writes. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.”
“My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued.
The woman concludes her lengthy Facebook rant calling her family “fake”
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I’ve been told this is in service of making the child unique.
I totally disagree.
How about “the asshole once known as Prince?”
And the rest of the story...
“Warner Bros took the name, trademarked it, and used it as the main marketing took to promote all of the music I wrote,” Prince once said in a press release. “The company owns the name Prince and all related music marketed under Prince. I became merely a pawn used to produce more money for Warner Bros.”
In 2000, after the contract expired, Prince went back to using his old name, which Kellogg says also freed him to innovate new ways of making money as an independent artist.
You presume there’s a known father...
Got that right!
and there's already a cell with it's name on it.
Dr Seuss had some suggestions....
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
Dad, do not let mom name the baby. Mom is crazy, mkay.
I love it. I’m naming my next baby Squirrel Rep Lord.
What about Missy Meanor? I bet she gets less punishment than Fellony.
I named my son “Power Wealth Success.”
Fat lotta good it did HIM.
That is funny. Dan Smith rofl.
There’s a guy on Death Row in Colorado named Sir Mario Owens. That’s his actual name.
Is this actually news?
Is there any evidence that this is real?
I presume she's narrowed it down to either the football team or the basketball team...
“Each of those three names ARE actual WORDS”
AND there is NO punctuation in any of them! Huzzah!
Dweezil was already taken.
Daniel Boone’s father was named Squire, and I’m aware of others in the 1700’s with that given name. Unusual, but not worthy of scorn.
Sebastian is a given name of long standing. Don’t see cause for scorn there.
Senator? Is this a third given name or something? Is it a family name? Where does this come from?
Roll them all together and it sounds a little silly, but it sounds a lot pretentious.
I’ve heard far worse, though.
I am guessing this is a lower class black woman. Her ignorance statement that Squire is a respectful title is why I think this.
Compared to “Laquishainca” and “that’s the abbreviation on the hospital”, Squire or Senator are not bad. I think the problem is trying to combine all of these ...
Honey, call him Squire, or Senator, or Sebastian. But not SSS.
Felonia von Pantsuit was way ahead of her time!
As an aside Ida Eisenhower named her son Dwight David to avoid any nicknames. It didn't work out as planned.
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