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Florida Man Arrested For Shoplifting At Kohl’s After Job Interview
CBS Miami ^ | 12/11/2018 | Staff

Posted on 12/11/2018 8:44:15 AM PST by simpson96

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To: slumber1

I was thinking that would be pretty smart. Try on a nice suit, dress shirt and shoes, go to the offices for the interview, and then leave the offices with what you’re wearing.


21 posted on 12/11/2018 8:57:17 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: simpson96

Pre-employee discount?   (He was trying the old "five-finger discount".)

22 posted on 12/11/2018 8:58:15 AM PST by Songcraft
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To: al_c

“Florida Man ... is there anything he won’t do?”

LOL. Usually it’s the wimmens.


23 posted on 12/11/2018 9:05:42 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: simpson96

He Dindu Nuffin.


24 posted on 12/11/2018 9:05:59 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (Enjoy the decline of the American empire.)
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To: simpson96

Someone has to do something about this full employment situation.


25 posted on 12/11/2018 9:06:05 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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26 posted on 12/11/2018 9:13:59 AM PST by iowamark
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To: simpson96

But did he get the job?


27 posted on 12/11/2018 9:18:04 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: simpson96

If you are applying for a job, you should NOT steal from the business. 99.99% of the time you would NOT the job.


28 posted on 12/11/2018 5:04:35 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: simpson96; Chode

Let Me guess. He Applied for a Position in Loss Prevention Management ?


29 posted on 12/11/2018 5:38:37 PM PST by mabarker1 (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
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To: Deplorable American1776

I was told once, that at Lowe’s, you’re given a set of questions to answer, as part of the application. One question was, “If you saw your relative shoplifting, would you report it?” If you answered no, you were automatically disqualified. Apparently, they were ok with whatever number of applicants there were, who lied, when answering, “Yes”.
But psychological tests often include a self incriminating question, which, if answered in a way that incriminates yourself, is considered a very heavily weighted negative, because a “normal” person, would put themselves in the best light, and being truthful against yourself is, apparently, abnormal!


30 posted on 12/11/2018 5:44:54 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: mabarker1

just checking to see if their security works right


31 posted on 12/11/2018 5:55:07 PM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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