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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

“””Stronger?

Try a fine old Norwegian remedy known as Aquavit.

One straight shot should do.

(Any more than two within an hour will plant your butt on the deck singing songs about Black Sails and Ulfberhts, but you won’t remember much else in either case.)

#CursethePaganSaidItTastedLikeAvGas”””


If I take that stuff and live, then stand naked out in a strrong wind, and open my mouth, which end would whistle?

OK, OK...what if I also put my fingers in my ears? :/


776 posted on 01/15/2019 7:32:22 PM PST by haffast (Alternate universes held together by porridge.)
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To: haffast
If I take that stuff and live, then stand naked out in a strrong wind, and open my mouth, which end would whistle?

Don't know about whistling, but my Grandpa claimed he'd had lightning shoot out of his bum when he'd overindulge.

Only other symptom seemed to be the ability to compose totally wild sea stories and recite the entire thing without a hitch.

(I personally don't advise plugging your ears; Mine would always get this real pleasant ringing just before the naked Viking Princesses came to take me away....)

808 posted on 01/15/2019 8:20:01 PM PST by Unrepentant VN Vet (...against all enemies, foreign or domestic...)
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